From Pension Puppets
Marc DesRosiers-USA TODAY Sports
An unfortunate day as Air Canada makes sure the Leafs’ luggage made it to Ottawa, but lost the team.
There will be no analysis of this game. Analysis dictates that there’s actually any play to break down. How do you break down a game where everyone sucks and is caught napping?
Still, the rules dictate we need a recap so here’s your recap:
-#tbt the 19 seconds in which the Leafs were actually really in this game.
-The Leafs allowed as many odd-man rushes as they did shots on goal.
-They might have made James Reimer cry human tears, which is bad.
-Bozak might be concussed, Sens fans outraged he dove.
–Mark Stone took a skate to the face when he tripped Lupul, Sens fans outraged Lupul can’t control the laws of gravity or something.
1st PERIOD RECAP:
-Another Sens goal. Starting to think the Leafs might not win this.
–Shawn Matthias is going to the quiet room as well; bad night for Leafs trade bait.
-Chris Neil gets injured as I don’t even pretend that I care about Chris Neil’s well-being.
-Shawn Matthias comes back; night for trade bait improves.
2nd PERIOD RECAP:
-Sens score two more goals; so much for that faint hope we’d have another Flu Game on our hands.
-LEAFS GOOOOOAL! P.A. PARENTEAU! Okay, scratch that; GREAT night for Leafs trade bait!
-The Leafs goal got more cheers than all six Senators goals; excuse you, but that should count for six goals, in my unbiased opinion.
-How am I only on my third beer at this point? I mean, really?!
-Sens fans chant “hey hey goodbye” in a meaningless regular season game between two teams that suck because they have a harder time letting go than a jilted ex.
3rd PERIOD RECAP:
This game really sucked to watch, but I guess it helps the draft position if you’re into that kind of thing.
Source: Sens 6, Leafs 1: So, About That…